Cocaine Bear takes off with breathtaking visuals

Yes, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and expect a rollercoaster ride of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an epic ride that is enjoyable in many different ways. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will be sure to make you scratch your head, or pondering whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears and drug traffickers.


Cocaine Bear

When we first meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"

Forget what think about bears and their dietary preferences. This film is bold in its stance and postulates that when bears take cocaine, they don't simply party; they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Get over it, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new queen in town. And he's a bear with a habit of consuming powdered substances.

Our cast of characters including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent passers-by who were unable to get through a bag of paper, will keep you amazed. Their collective incompetence is amazing to watch. If you're ever seeking a laugh, just imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find a crime without accidentally shooting each other.

Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair taken from "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian delights, and then before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. It's true, who really needs any Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar that is on the loose?

The film hits the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh when (blog) you laugh and then grip that popcorn to hide in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll be cheering at each demise, with hilarious satisfaction. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.

So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry poised to confront The Cocaine Bear. It's a gruelling battle through all time, with fireballs, roars of the bear as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that the bear has been killed then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of legendary proportions.

It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. Editing is as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and asking yourself if that film reel is actually used to serve as scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI looks amazing. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether some of the editors seemed seem to be in a high-sugar state their own.

This movie is a blend of double-crossings, tension and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, and you walk out of the theater with a smirk at your face, just remember that reviewer's last advice: Beware of feeding bears anything and particularly not drugs, or other hikers. It's a guarantee that it won't bring any good luck to anyone.

Therefore, get your popcorn and buckle up then get ready to be transported into an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience that will have you in stupor, contemplating the real power of bears and their hidden party potential.

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